Life at 60

Your sixties is the stage in your life when you become mature, reliable and dependable. In other words, boring, predictable and conventional.

Don’t give up enthusiasm for life just because you’ve reached the grand age of sixty. Do something outrageous and crazy – take up fly tying or stamp collecting.

Sixty! Now is the time to make your mark on the world – explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges  - straight after your afternoon nap.

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First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do. First boy: What's a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.

Birthday Celebration

"Look at ME!!" boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm stomach, having just finished 100 situps before a group of young people.

"Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after loose women!!"

He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes aglitter, "And tomorrow -- tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my -90th- birthday!!"

"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers, "How?"